SATIRE: The new publication will allow students to publish whatever word vomit they churn out, whenever they want, with absolutely no editorial oversight.
SATIRE: The new publication will allow students to publish whatever word vomit they churn out, whenever they want, with absolutely no editorial oversight.
SATIRE: “Well, if you don’t flush them, we’re gonna have to at the end of the week, anyway,” ‘Prince’ Editor-in-Chief Emma Treadway said.
SATIRE: “Well, if you don’t flush them, we’re gonna have to at the end of the week, anyway,” ‘Prince’ Editor-in-Chief Emma Treadway said.
SATIRE: “It’s just a cube made of brick,” the chief architect told the ‘Prints.’
SATIRE: “It’s just a cube made of brick,” the chief architect told the ‘Prints.’
SATIRE: The only rule is that there are no rules.
SATIRE: The only rule is that there are no rules.
SATIRE: A leaked internal memo shows Princeton’s plans for spending the new cash.
SATIRE: A leaked internal memo shows Princeton’s plans for spending the new cash.
SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”
SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”
SATIRE: For those wishing to join McCosh, the club has announced that bicker starts in early January.
SATIRE: For those wishing to join McCosh, the club has announced that bicker starts in early January.
SATIRE: “They simply dodge when we try to step on them,“ said STOMP president Eistud Yebugs ’25.
SATIRE: “They simply dodge when we try to step on them,“ said STOMP president Eistud Yebugs ’25.
SATIRE: “Times are changing pretty fast and stuff, so the board thought it best to give the next generation of Princetonians, 50 years from now, some opportunity to revisit and clean up the University’s legacy a little bit. Just in case,” Eisgruber wrote.
SATIRE: “Times are changing pretty fast and stuff, so the board thought it best to give the next generation of Princetonians, 50 years from now, some opportunity to revisit and clean up the University’s legacy a little bit. Just in case,” Eisgruber wrote.
SATIRE: “Truly, the new path to better mental wellbeing isn't therapy, or even mindfulness,” a University spokesperson said. “It's Yahtzee.”
SATIRE: “Truly, the new path to better mental wellbeing isn't therapy, or even mindfulness,” a University spokesperson said. “It's Yahtzee.”
