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Sophia Varughese

First-year ‘totally fine and super okay’ that all of her friends are rooming without her

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First-year ‘totally fine and super okay’ that all of her friends are rooming without her

Sophia Varughese and Aasha Jain
| HUMOR | 3 days ago

HUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”

HUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”

‘I’m pretty sure he’s a camp counselor’: New CPS employees clearly not qualified counselors students requested

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‘I’m pretty sure he’s a camp counselor’: New CPS employees clearly not qualified counselors students requested

Sophia Varughese
| HUMOR | February 14

HUMOR: One student said that they recognized their counselor as a student who works behind the desk at Dillon Gym. “I told him I had been struggling with seasonal depression since the end of November. He told me to ‘get the f*** up’ and ‘go get ripped.’”

HUMOR: One student said that they recognized their counselor as a student who works behind the desk at Dillon Gym. “I told him I had been struggling with seasonal depression since the end of November. He told me to ‘get the f*** up’ and ‘go get ripped.’”

University responds to postdocs’ protest, raises minimum salary by 7,000 Paw Points

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University responds to postdocs’ protest, raises minimum salary by 7,000 Paw Points

Sophia Varughese
| HUMOR | February 1

HUMOR: “I just had my second kid. Now, instead of being able to buy formula, I can either feed a Junbi matcha latte or Thomas Sweet melted vanilla ice cream to my infant child. Great.”

HUMOR: “I just had my second kid. Now, instead of being able to buy formula, I can either feed a Junbi matcha latte or Thomas Sweet melted vanilla ice cream to my infant child. Great.”

Midterm emotional support dogs refuse to come back for finals: “It’s just too damn much”

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Midterm emotional support dogs refuse to come back for finals: “It’s just too damn much”

Sophia Varughese
| HUMOR | November 16

HUMOR: “Yes, it’s technically our job to be pet by humans, but it’s just too damn much. All this touching, it just feels invasive. Our bodies aren’t being respected,” said Charles, a sophisticated and well-groomed borzoi.”

HUMOR: “Yes, it’s technically our job to be pet by humans, but it’s just too damn much. All this touching, it just feels invasive. Our bodies aren’t being respected,” said Charles, a sophisticated and well-groomed borzoi.”

Eisgruber announces second Clash of Colleges, losers to be transferred to Columbia

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Eisgruber announces second Clash of Colleges, losers to be transferred to Columbia

Sophia Varughese
| HUMOR | September 27

HUMOR: “Since we accepted way too many first-years, and their rankings really need help, and I was sure that I could get my fist in my mouth, I took the bet. Sadly, I couldn’t do it.”

HUMOR: “Since we accepted way too many freshmen, and their rankings really need help, and I was sure that I could get my fist in my mouth, I took the bet. Sadly, I couldn’t do it.”

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