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Nathaniel Voss

Lewis Center for the Arts offers debt maximization workshop

A large, vaguely brutalist building surrounds a reflecting pool. The sky is dark blue in nighttime. Bright lights shine from inside the large glass windows.

Lewis Center for the Arts offers debt maximization workshop

Nathaniel Voss
| HUMOR | October 28

“We will start with the basics of forming a deficit, explaining the principles of living in Manhattan and ‘buy now, pay later’-ing Doordashed Starbucks,” he said. “Then, we will move onto digging oneself deeper by asking relatives for money and buying Blockbuster stock.”

“We will start with the basics of forming a deficit, explaining the principles of living in Manhattan and ‘buy now, pay later’-ing Doordashed Starbucks,” he said. “Then, we will move onto digging oneself deeper by asking relatives for money and buying Blockbuster stock.”

Cottage to build wall to keep out Cloister refugees

A cartoon wall in front of a building.

Cottage to build wall to keep out Cloister refugees

Sophia Varughese, Tarun Iyengar, Nicolas Rohou, and Nathaniel Voss
| HUMOR | September 23

“My job is to keep our pure community safe from the oar tuggers and piss drinkers of the world,” Cottage President Ronald J. Clump ‘26 said. “We’re going to build a beautiful barrier, one of the best you’ve ever seen. A massive monument to our, quite frankly, wonderful members.”

“My job is to keep our pure community safe from the oar tuggers and piss drinkers of the world,” Cottage President Ronald J. Clump ‘26 said. “We’re going to build a beautiful barrier, one of the best you’ve ever seen. A massive monument to our, quite frankly, wonderful members.”

Crimes against humanity trial for Fine Hall architects unearths new revelations

In the foreground, a glass-covered building with vertical bar lights inside. On the right, a brutalist-style gray building with narrow, horizontal black windows. In the background, a cloudy sky looms.

Crimes against humanity trial for Fine Hall architects unearths new revelations

Nathaniel Voss
| HUMOR | September 22

After their long-awaited indictment for Crimes Against Humanity in August, VILE Architects’ lawyers have fought tooth and nail, claiming everything from ignorance to insanity drove their involvement in designing Fine Hall. However, by the closing arguments yesterday, they seemed to be backed against a wall, snared in the reams of evidence brought against them. 

After their long-awaited indictment for Crimes Against Humanity in August, VILE Architects’ lawyers have fought tooth and nail, claiming everything from ignorance to insanity drove their involvement in designing Fine Hall. However, by the closing arguments yesterday, they seemed to be backed against a wall, snared in the reams of evidence brought against them. 

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