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The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
A new seminar titled “Fantastic Fascists and Where to Find Them” was introduced this fall by Professor Dick Tater. Last week, the class made their way to Mar-a-Lago, the Palm Beach resort owned by overlord Donald J. Trump, in order to further their search.
A new seminar titled “Fantastic Fascists and Where to Find Them” was introduced this fall by Professor Dick Tater. Last week, the class made their way to Mar-a-Lago, the Palm Beach resort owned by overlord Donald J. Trump, in order to further their search.
In light of campus-wide discontent with the museum’s prison-like exterior, the University has chosen to incorporate students into the opening. The museum plans to host a Halloween-themed rave lasting 24 hours and featuring artists TI Capone and GruberM$neyHustla.
In light of campus-wide discontent with the museum’s prison-like exterior, the University has chosen to incorporate students into the opening. The museum plans to host a Halloween-themed rave lasting 24 hours and featuring artists TI Capone and GruberM$neyHustla.
During this harrowing week, one group of students that find themselves lacking excitement: humanities majors. To combat this discrepancy, the University has introduced a new club called FUNdamentals, the purpose of which is to host activities for humanities majors wanting to feel included in the hustle and bustle of midterms.
During this harrowing week, one group of students that find themselves lacking excitement: humanities majors. To combat this discrepancy, the University has introduced a new club called FUNdamentals, the purpose of which is to host activities for humanities majors wanting to feel included in the hustle and bustle of midterms.
“The contract contains agreements on numerous topics including alcohol consumption, allotted friends per roommate, who has the coolest shower shoes, and, of course, interest in ‘BDSM.’”
“The contract contains agreements on numerous topics including alcohol consumption, allotted friends per roommate, who has the coolest shower shoes, and, of course, interest in ‘BDSM.’”