Liana Slomka

Student body will return to not giving a crap about sports for the next 364 days

SATIRE: “It was fun following football for the last few weeks,” said Matt Diplo ’22. “But now I can get back to spending my Saturdays doing something that has a real impact the world — roleplaying Norway in Model UN.”

SATIRE: “It was fun following football for the last few weeks,” said Matt Diplo ’22. “But now I can get back to spending my Saturdays doing something that has a real impact the world — roleplaying Norway in Model UN.”

Princeton announces new legacy-only admissions policy

SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”

SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.” 

U. celebrates Nobel laureate climate scientist Syukuro Manabe, announces plans to consider divestment in like, four decades

Satire: The University has formed a committee, a subcommittee, and a working group that will take Manabe’s work into consideration in deciding whether to make a divestment plan one of these days.

Satire: The University has formed a committee, a subcommittee, and a working group that will take Manabe’s work into consideration in deciding whether to make a divestment plan one of these days.

Frosh survey finds everyone on this campus has had sex except for you

“Off the record, your RCA said that at the next study break, everyone will be given condoms except you.”

“Off the record, your RCA said that at the next study break, everyone will be given condoms except you.”

Eating clubs to require PUID, positive COVID-19 test for entry

"'We want to be sure that our parties are safe and responsible,' said a spokesperson for the ICC. 'So from now on, we will only be admitting students who have tested positive within the last 48 hours.'"

“We want to be sure that our parties are safe and responsible,” said a spokesperson for the ICC. “So from now on, we will only be admitting students who have tested positive within the last 48 hours.” 

Choosing community: Muslim students gather to eat, worship, mourn during Ramadan

From April 12 to May 12, Muslim students on campus fast from sunrise to sunset in observation of Ramadan. Amid Social Contract restrictions and the passing of a prominent spiritual leader, students on campus are, more than ever, relying on the warmth and community of shared traditions.

Eight papers, eight women: Ivy League journalists reflect on leadership, priorities

During the beginning of this year, women were leading all eight Ivy League papers. The Daily Princetonian sat down with seven of them to talk about their experiences as women in journalism and what they hope to accomplish during their time at the helm.

During the beginning of this year, women were leading all eight Ivy League papers. The Daily Princetonian sat down with seven of them to talk about their experiences as women in journalism and what they hope to accomplish during their time at the helm.