SATIRE: “Princeton’s maxim emphasizes the importance of serving humanity, and who am I but a human?”
SATIRE: “Princeton’s maxim emphasizes the importance of serving humanity, and who am I but a human?”
SATIRE: Students who remain on campus will return to find five cranes and 30 piles of dirt on their beds.
SATIRE: Students who remain on campus will return to find five cranes and 30 piles of dirt on their beds.
SATIRE: As part of the gift from Marlboro, RCAs will now be providing packs of cigarettes in their condom and candy bags.
SATIRE: As part of the gift from Marlboro, RCAs will now be providing packs of cigarettes in their condom and candy bags.
SATIRE: “It was fun following football for the last few weeks,” said Matt Diplo ’22. “But now I can get back to spending my Saturdays doing something that has a real impact the world — roleplaying Norway in Model UN.”
SATIRE: “It was fun following football for the last few weeks,” said Matt Diplo ’22. “But now I can get back to spending my Saturdays doing something that has a real impact the world — roleplaying Norway in Model UN.”
SATIRE: The new publication will allow students to publish whatever word vomit they churn out, whenever they want, with absolutely no editorial oversight.
SATIRE: The new publication will allow students to publish whatever word vomit they churn out, whenever they want, with absolutely no editorial oversight.
SATIRE: “Well, if you don’t flush them, we’re gonna have to at the end of the week, anyway,” ‘Prince’ Editor-in-Chief Emma Treadway said.
SATIRE: “Well, if you don’t flush them, we’re gonna have to at the end of the week, anyway,” ‘Prince’ Editor-in-Chief Emma Treadway said.
SATIRE: “It’s just a cube made of brick,” the chief architect told the ‘Prints.’
SATIRE: “It’s just a cube made of brick,” the chief architect told the ‘Prints.’
SATIRE: The only rule is that there are no rules.
SATIRE: The only rule is that there are no rules.
SATIRE: A leaked internal memo shows Princeton’s plans for spending the new cash.
SATIRE: A leaked internal memo shows Princeton’s plans for spending the new cash.
