Princeton maintains top spot in U.S. News college ranking, all thanks to one overachieving sophomore
(09/20/23 5:50am)
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This past week, the University announced that Aleksa Milojević ’23 and Annabelle Duval ’23 have been named valedictorian and salutatorian for the Class of 2023. Included in this announcement is naming of the defictorian, defined as the student with the lowest GPA. The term valedictorian is derived from the latin word “valedīcere” meaning “to say goodbye.”
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