Satire: The University has formed a committee, a subcommittee, and a working group that will take Manabe’s work into consideration in deciding whether to make a divestment plan one of these days.
Satire: The University has formed a committee, a subcommittee, and a working group that will take Manabe’s work into consideration in deciding whether to make a divestment plan one of these days.
Satire: The Band recommends placing orders as soon as possible, as requests for popular campus figures like That Guy Who Has Been Hacking Up a Lung in The Back of Your 200-Person Lecture and any res college staff members who still use the phrase “unprecedented times” may fill up quickly.
Satire: The Band recommends placing orders as soon as possible, as requests for popular campus figures like That Guy Who Has Been Hacking Up a Lung in The Back of Your 200-Person Lecture and any res college staff members who still use the phrase “unprecedented times” may fill up quickly.
The Daily Princetonian apologizes for the publication of this piece.
The Daily Princetonian apologizes for the publication of this piece.
“We’re trying to weed out the kids who ‘could have been happy anywhere,’“ said Dean of Admission Karen Richardson ’93.
“We’re trying to weed out the kids who ‘could have been happy anywhere,’“ said Dean of Admission Karen Richardson ’93.
The Safer Sexpo made headlines last year for its sex toy giveaway, and continues giving out “goodie bags” filled with condoms and lube. Anscombe felt a similar giveaway system would help engage first-years, but opted to raffle chastity belts instead.
The Safer Sexpo made headlines last year for its sex toy giveaway, and continues giving out “goodie bags” filled with condoms and lube. Anscombe felt a similar giveaway system would help engage first-years, but opted to raffle chastity belts instead.
“If you really think about it, we killed him. With like, technology and iPhones and stuff. It's depressing shit, man!”
“If you really think about it, we killed him. With like, technology and iPhones and stuff. It's depressing shit, man!”
“Off the record, your RCA said that at the next study break, everyone will be given condoms except you.”
“Off the record, your RCA said that at the next study break, everyone will be given condoms except you.”