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As the snow piles against my dorm entrance and my daily dance with the hellish black ice continues to provide endless entertainment for the squirrels, I dream of warmer weather, summer sunshine and shorts (really, all I want is to wear shorts). But alongside my dreams of relaxation comes my growing anxiety for the seemingly endless round of applications for internships.

HUMOR | 02/19/2014

Top Ten Middle School Email Addresses

Top Ten Middle School Email Addresses

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. dolphingirl23@hotmail.com 2. donteatheyellowsnow@yahoo.com 3. sk8rgurlnoth8rgurl@aol.com 4.

HUMOR | 02/19/2014

Headliners and Headshakers

Katie Bauman and Seth Merkin Morokoff

1. Princeton sophomore advances to second round of Jeopardy!, still receives B+ in HIS 361: The United States Since 1974 2.

HUMOR | 02/13/2014

Top Ten Date Spots

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. McCosh Infirmary. 2. Fine Hall Tower. 3. LockHART. 4. The old Dinky station. 5.

HUMOR | 02/13/2014

In defense of: Super cold weather

Zoe Perot

Your nose aches.Your fingers are numb. You trudge quickly between buildings, hoping to limit your exposure to the outside world as much as possible, staring at your feet to keep from slipping on the icy paths, head bent into the bitter, vicious wind that scours your cheeks.

HUMOR | 02/05/2014

New Semester, "New You"

Kristen Coke

The wonderful thing about being a Princeton student is that January 1isn’t the kickoff day for the start of our new year.

HUMOR | 02/05/2014

Headliners and Headshakers

Abigail Williams

1. NYC Mayor De Blasio drops groundhog on Groundhog Day, groundhog wreaks wintry vengeance on Northeast2.

HUMOR | 02/05/2014

Top Ten Reasons to Cancel Class

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Goldman interviews. 2. Implementation of full-time Wintersession. 3. J. Crew sale. 4.

HUMOR | 02/05/2014

Headliners and Headshakers

Abigail Williams

1. Street says farewell to Street Editor Abigail Williams ’14 2. BREAKING: Williams ’14 resists removal, screaming "You can't take me alive, coppers!" 3.

HUMOR | 12/11/2013

Headliners and Headshakers

Abigail Williams

1. SCORE precept enrollment tool streamlines scheduling with features such as "Precept Time: TBA," "Lab Section: TBA" 2.

HUMOR | 12/04/2013

In Defense of: Top Bunks

Jennifer Shyue

For freshmen, it’s the dreaded unknown. For upperclassmen, it’s the all-too-well-known fear of the worst fate a bad draw time can bring you.

HUMOR | 12/03/2013

Top Ten Things to Burn at the Bonfire

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Your midterm. 2. The Articles of Confederation. 3. Toe socks. 4. Bluetooth earpieces. 5.

HUMOR | 11/20/2013

In defense of: The construction maze to Forbes

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In defense of: The construction maze to Forbes

Harrison Blackman

The forthcoming Arts and Transit Center is supposed to bring Forbes into the heart of a new campus community, featuring new spaces for music, dance and theater classes, not to mention the construction of the most advanced WaWa in the world.

HUMOR | 11/20/2013

Headliners and Headshakers

Abigail Williams

1. Bonfire will not burn John Harvard in effigy, because cults and paganism and blah blah political correctness blah 2.

HUMOR | 11/20/2013

Headliners and Headshakers

Abigail Williams

1. U. to hire first chief information security officer after HackPrinceton creates What Would Princeton's Secret Documents Say? 2.

HUMOR | 11/13/2013

5 winning strategies to motivate yourself to attend class

Harrison Blackman

As usual, fall break ended too soon. It’s strange because midterms certainly felt like the end of your classes, or at least a suitable stopping point, like the end of the last non-Netflix produced season of "Arrested Development," since you knew that it couldn’t get any better from there.

HUMOR | 11/13/2013

In Defense Of: $5.95 Late Meal

Grace Lin

It's 3:28 p.m. You plunge headfirst into the absurdly long late meal line, inadvertently hip-checking John Nash and whacking that cute guy you've secretly been posting about on Tiger Admirers for the past month with your backpack. After gathering yourself and apologizing to the frightened freshmen who witnessed the entire scene, you begin to eagerly anticipate the moment when you can comfortably sprawl on your common room floor, late meal goodies spread all around you, about to indulge yourself while crying about being single.

HUMOR | 11/06/2013

Headliners & Headshakers

Abby Williams

1. Kathleen Deignan solicits nominations for Pyne Prize; I eat peanut butter directly out of jar while watching “Gossip Girl”2.

HUMOR | 11/06/2013

Odyssey II: The journey from Princeton

Zoe Perot

Having survived the Great Midterm War (GMW), having battled lab reports, problem sets, essays and exams, and coming away with only minor injuries (consisting mostly of wounded pride, cramped hands and paper cuts), I was ready to return home in glorious triumph to my family.

HUMOR | 11/05/2013

In Defense Of: Rocking Desk Chairs

Harrison Blackman

On the Princeton website, the housing department proudly announces that every room, no matter how big or how small, must be furnished with “one bed and mattress requiring extra-long sheets," for Princeton must accommodate the extra-long people, "one dresser, one desk and one chair for each person in the room.” You may note that Housing does not specify the type of chair you’re going to get.

HUMOR | 10/16/2013

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