1. Your midterm.
2. The Articles of Confederation.
3. Toe socks.
4. Bluetooth earpieces.
5. All remaining Crocs.
6. Nickelback CDs.
7. The Princeton Tory.
8. Turtlenecks.
9. Writing Sem drafts.
10.Meningitis carriers.
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