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Anscombe Society hosts the Don’t-Have-Sexpo

Anscombe Society hosts the Don’t-Have-Sexpo

Zachary Shevin

The Safer Sexpo made headlines last year for its sex toy giveaway, and continues giving out “goodie bags” filled with condoms and lube. Anscombe felt a similar giveaway system would help engage first-years, but opted to raffle chastity belts instead.

HUMOR | 09/28/2021

Frosh has startling insight: ‘God Is Dead’

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Frosh has startling insight: ‘God Is Dead’

Daniel Viorica

“If you really think about it, we killed him. With like, technology and iPhones and stuff. It's depressing shit, man!”

HUMOR | 09/28/2021

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Paige Min

HUMOR | 09/27/2021

Frosh survey finds everyone on this campus has had sex except for you

Liana Slomka and Joshua Wells

“Off the record, your RCA said that at the next study break, everyone will be given condoms except you.”

HUMOR | 09/27/2021

Eating clubs to require PUID, positive COVID-19 test for entry

Eating clubs to require PUID, positive COVID-19 test for entry

Liana Slomka

"'We want to be sure that our parties are safe and responsible,' said a spokesperson for the ICC. 'So from now on, we will only be admitting students who have tested positive within the last 48 hours.'"

“We want to be sure that our parties are safe and responsible,” said a spokesperson for the ICC. “So from now on, we will only be admitting students who have tested positive within the last 48 hours.”

HUMOR | 09/27/2021