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Top Ten Ways to Not Be Entered in the USG Presidential Race

Top Ten Ways to Not Be Entered in the USG Presidential Race

Daily Princetonian Staff

1) Tweeting lewd photos a la Weinergate. 2) Running on a platform of legalizing marijuana. 3) Exposing corruption in the Eisgruber administration and fleeing to Russia. 4) Running a literal smear campaign and slathering the other candidates with marmalade. 5) Posting annoyingly political statuses on Facebook. 6) Securing an endorsement from former Dean of the College Nancy Malkiel. 7) Overthrowing the bourgeois USG and announcing a dictatorship of the proletariat. 8) Being Republican. 9) Being anyone who considered Yale.

NEWS | 11/13/2013

5 winning strategies to motivate yourself to attend class

Harrison Blackman

As usual, fall break ended too soon. It’s strange because midterms certainly felt like the end of your classes, or at least a suitable stopping point, like the end of the last non-Netflix produced season of "Arrested Development," since you knew that it couldn’t get any better from there.

HUMOR | 11/13/2013

Ask the Sexpert

The Sexpert

Dear Sexpert, I’ve been very curious to know what you pay for at University Health Services and which services are confidential.

NEWS | 11/13/2013

'All My Sons' slow despite standout performances

Caroline Hertz

In Arthur Miller’s “All My Sons,” an American businessman and father struggles with prioritizing large-scale morality over the narrow goal of making money for his immediate family.

NEWS | 11/11/2013

What's hot on campus?

Elizabeth Buehler, Katie Bauman, Zoe Perot, Whitney Sha, and Lakshmi Davey

Dance competition: Highsteppers “Hit ‘Em With the Beats 2013” Break is a perfect time for watching movies ... was one of them perhaps “Step Up?”If so, you’ll be psyched, because Princeton is hosting its very own step team competition.

NEWS | 11/06/2013

Caroline Reese and the Drifting Fifth

Anna Niroomand

While most students were spending fall break catching up on much-needed sleep or indulging in TV binge-watching sessions, Caroline Reese '14, Mark Watter '14 and Alice Terret '16 put them all to shame and took a new country-folk crossover show on the road, traveling as a three-man musical group.

NEWS | 11/06/2013

Ask the Sexpert

The Sexpert

Dear Sexpert, I have had several sexual partners since I became sexually active in high school.

NEWS | 11/06/2013

Leaps and Bounds: Princeton Dancer Athletes mix art and sport

Seth Merkin Morokoff

“I think any triple jumper will tell you that triple jump is a dance when you think about it,” Imani Oliver ’14 said of her experience integrating dance with athletics.

NEWS | 11/06/2013

In Defense Of: $5.95 Late Meal

Grace Lin

It's 3:28 p.m. You plunge headfirst into the absurdly long late meal line, inadvertently hip-checking John Nash and whacking that cute guy you've secretly been posting about on Tiger Admirers for the past month with your backpack. After gathering yourself and apologizing to the frightened freshmen who witnessed the entire scene, you begin to eagerly anticipate the moment when you can comfortably sprawl on your common room floor, late meal goodies spread all around you, about to indulge yourself while crying about being single.

HUMOR | 11/06/2013

Headliners & Headshakers

Abby Williams

1. Kathleen Deignan solicits nominations for Pyne Prize; I eat peanut butter directly out of jar while watching “Gossip Girl”2.

HUMOR | 11/06/2013

Top Ten Ways to Ask Someone to OBB

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Get Harvey Rosen to ask for you in lecture. Bonus points if he makes an economics pun. 2.

NEWS | 11/06/2013

eXpressions' 'Linked' continues company's commitment to artistry over flash

Christine Wang

eXpressions’ fall show, “Linked,” showcases the company’s commitment to artistic pursuits and displaying its members in the best possible light.

NEWS | 11/05/2013

Odyssey II: The journey from Princeton

Zoe Perot

Having survived the Great Midterm War (GMW), having battled lab reports, problem sets, essays and exams, and coming away with only minor injuries (consisting mostly of wounded pride, cramped hands and paper cuts), I was ready to return home in glorious triumph to my family.

HUMOR | 11/05/2013

In Defense Of: Rocking Desk Chairs

Harrison Blackman

On the Princeton website, the housing department proudly announces that every room, no matter how big or how small, must be furnished with “one bed and mattress requiring extra-long sheets," for Princeton must accommodate the extra-long people, "one dresser, one desk and one chair for each person in the room.” You may note that Housing does not specify the type of chair you’re going to get.

HUMOR | 10/16/2013

Ask the Sexpert

The Sexpert

Dear Sexpert, I've never had sex before, but I have been hearing a lot from my friends about their experiences so far this year.

NEWS | 10/16/2013

Guide to Perfecting Princetoween

T.J. Smith TJ

After the horrifying tribulations of midterms week, Princetoween is a cathartic experience for the undergraduate community.

HUMOR | 10/16/2013

Art Museum Tour

Art Museum Tour

Margot Yale

Before being sucked up by the Orange Bubble, you may have had grand plans to travel to New York or to Philadelphia while in college to enjoy what these cities have to offer.

NEWS | 10/16/2013