1. Miley Cyrus.
2. Miley Cyrus' teddy bears.
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3. Zombie Hannah Montana.
4. The wrecking ball.
5. *Couples Costume* A distraught Billy Ray and Tish.
6. A creepy Robin Thicke [sorry that's redundant].
7. A distraught Paula Patton.
8. An irrelevant Liam Hemsworth.
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9. *Group Costume* Angry Parents Television Council, hunt down every Miley you see on the Street.
10. Princetoween is your party, you can do what you want!

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