1. Miley Cyrus.
2. Miley Cyrus' teddy bears.
3. Zombie Hannah Montana.
4. The wrecking ball.
5. *Couples Costume* A distraught Billy Ray and Tish.
6. A creepy Robin Thicke [sorry that's redundant].
7. A distraught Paula Patton.
8. An irrelevant Liam Hemsworth.
9. *Group Costume* Angry Parents Television Council, hunt down every Miley you see on the Street.
10. Princetoween is your party, you can do what you want!
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Sophia Varughese“When I first saw the union contract, I thought we were being hired as electrical engineers,” said Angelica Crumbstop, one of the rats currently employed by the University. According to the job listing on Indeed, the actual job title is “Electric Engine.”
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Five innovative ways to control the temperature of your dorm this holiday season
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United Nations classifies spoken-word poetry as a form of torture
Sam McComb and Fletcher BlockPrinceton spokesperson Abby Whelan praised the resolution, pledging that the University’s top priority is “ensuring students receive a quality education free of literary torture.”
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