Humor

Marlboro to fund Healthy Lung Initiative at Center for Health and Wellbeing

Marlboro to fund Healthy Lung Initiative at Center for Health and Wellbeing

Hannah To and Angel Kuo

SATIRE: As part of the gift from Marlboro, RCAs will now be providing packs of cigarettes in their condom and candy bags.

HUMOR | 11/22/2021

Student body will return to not giving a crap about sports for the next 364 days

Student body will return to not giving a crap about sports for the next 364 days

Liana Slomka

SATIRE: “It was fun following football for the last few weeks,” said Matt Diplo ’22. “But now I can get back to spending my Saturdays doing something that has a real impact the world — roleplaying Norway in Model UN.”

HUMOR | 11/17/2021

Dorm Thoughts...

Arianna Borromeo

HUMOR | 11/16/2021

We can’t wait for student newspapers to fix themselves. So we’re starting a new one.

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We can’t wait for student newspapers to fix themselves. So we’re starting a new one.

Zachary Shevin

SATIRE: The new publication will allow students to publish whatever word vomit they churn out, whenever they want, with absolutely no editorial oversight.

HUMOR | 11/16/2021

Trek to Class

Paige Min

HUMOR | 11/14/2021

Facilities urges students to stop flushing copies of the ‘Prince’

Facilities urges students to stop flushing copies of the ‘Prince’

Spencer Bauman

SATIRE: “Well, if you don’t flush them, we’re gonna have to at the end of the week, anyway,” ‘Prince’ Editor-in-Chief Emma Treadway said.

HUMOR | 11/14/2021

Volleyball

Sydney Peng

HUMOR | 11/11/2021

Spell-check

Sydney Peng

HUMOR | 11/10/2021

Princeton announces plans to build Forbes Annex Annex

Princeton announces plans to build Forbes Annex Annex

Spencer Bauman

SATIRE: “It’s just a cube made of brick,” the chief architect told the ‘Prints.’

HUMOR | 11/08/2021

TigerHub course registration to be replaced by hand-to-hand combat in a bid to humble students

TigerHub course registration to be replaced by hand-to-hand combat in a bid to humble students

Angel Kuo

SATIRE: The only rule is that there are no rules.

HUMOR | 11/08/2021

Lilly and Andy: Precept Soundtrack

Gaea Lawton

HUMOR | 11/07/2021

Leaked memo: Top 7 ways to spend the new $11B endowment returns

Leaked memo: Top 7 ways to spend the new $11B endowment returns

Anlon Zhu

SATIRE: A leaked internal memo shows Princeton’s plans for spending the new cash.

HUMOR | 11/04/2021

Time Flies

Elizabeth Medina

HUMOR | 11/02/2021

Princeton announces new legacy-only admissions policy

Princeton announces new legacy-only admissions policy

Liana Slomka and Hannah To

SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”

HUMOR | 11/02/2021