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13 incidences of hand, foot and mouth disease diagnosed on campus; Meningitis B supposedly overcome, the medieval plague begins anewNeither News nor Notes: Princeton ranked best college town of 2015, according to company no one has ever heard ofMost students comfortable with new rifle policy; calls for Red Ryder carbine-action BB gun this ChristmasAvalonBay construction halted due to on-site contamination; Hand, foot and mouth disease unearthedNJ Transit begins #RudeZone campaign; all rude passengers required to self-segregate from general populationLocal radio station WPRB celebrates 75th anniversary; quietly playing hipster music for old people since 1940

HUMOR | 10/21/2015

Top Ten: Reasons to visit the Writing Center

Top Ten: Reasons to visit the Writing Center

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. R1 is due. 2. R2 is due. 3. First assignment for “Practical Ethics.” 4.

HUMOR | 10/14/2015

Headliners & Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Volcker ’49 cleans out basement, donates public service papers to U. 2. U. endowment returns 12.7 percent, up to $22.7B; U.

HUMOR | 10/07/2015

In Defense of: Piazza

Daily Princetonian Staff

If, like me, you got through half of your Princeton career without ever posting to Piazza, I would hazard a guess that, like me, you are a humanities major who has been steadfastly ignoring her QR requirement.

HUMOR | 09/30/2015

Headliners & Headshakes

Daily Princetonian Staff

President of South Africa Jacob Zuma touts democracy in exclusive eating club170 students offered sorority membership following rush, former U.

HUMOR | 09/30/2015

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

Neither News Nor Notes: Cotsen Children’s Library named Carle Honors Award recipient, Firestone Library named the Gates of Hell Cruz ’92, Christie remain top 10 Republican candidates, Trump is still winning so why are we talking about this U.

HUMOR | 09/23/2015

Beyond Beyond Wall Street

Daily Princetonian Staff

Does your five-year plan include finance or consulting? After a number of surveys, follow-up surveys and focus groups, the University has come to the conclusion that there are indeed students whose answer to this question is “No.” In response, the University offered “Beyond Wall Street” and related programming to provide students with exposure to “alternative” career paths.

HUMOR | 02/11/2015

A single's guide to Valentine's Day

Maya Wesby

12:48 p.m. — You wake up thinking about “The Bae” and how he/she/ze is wonderful and perfect.

HUMOR | 02/11/2015

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Eating clubs form Community Service Interclub Council; seven transported to PMC for alcohol consumption last weekend 2.

HUMOR | 02/11/2015

Top Ten Reasons to Get PMC'ed

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Hosed from Cap 2.Hosed from Cannon 3.Hosed from Terrace 4.Hosed from RCA-dom 5.Hosed from USG-dom 6.Hosed from dance groups (multiple) 7.Hosed from Quipfire 8.Hosed from Lobster Club 9.Hosed from Yik Yak 10.

HUMOR | 02/11/2015

What's hot on campus?

Jennifer Shyue, Lin King, and Tammy Tseng

Event: “Failed Love” at the Art Museum’Tis the weekend when everything is pink and red, and restaurant reservations are exclusively for two.

HUMOR | 02/11/2015

In Defense of “Essential Personnel”

Harrison Blackman

In response to last Tuesday’s “blizzard of 2015,” otherwise known as “a huge miscalculation,” Princeton University closed for all “non-essential personnel” while employees designated “essential” remained on duty.

HUMOR | 02/04/2015

The Dark Wawa Rises

Harrison Blackman

Step off the Dinky into the new station, and you enter a world transformed. After putting us through the ad hoc efficiency of the temporary Dinky station, Princeton has declared: Welcome to the future. A soaring steel canopy over the Dinky station waiting room reaches for the heavens.

HUMOR | 12/03/2014

Welcome to the Prepster Games

Grace Rehaut

Nov. 12 looked like just another peaceful fall day inside the Orange Bubble. Squirrels scampered harmoniously across green courtyards as smiling students strolled to class, coffee in hand.

HUMOR | 11/19/2014

Top Ten Incredibly Unimpressive Princeton Behaviors

Seth Merkin Morokoff

1.Grabbing a meal sometime. 2. Peeing out windows in the Slums. 3. Leaving tailgates to study. 4.

HUMOR | 11/12/2014

Headliners and Headshakers

Seth Merkin Morokoff

1. USG undertakes counter-Yik Yak initiatives; flies to DC for counterinsurgency training from CIA. 2.

HUMOR | 10/15/2014

Top Ten Princetoween Costumes

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Dean Malkiel deflated. 2.Blue Ivy and North West. 3. Siri. 4. Scarlett Johansson from the movie “Her.” 5.

HUMOR | 10/15/2014

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. U. repeals grade deflation; 2018-ers continue on in ignorant bliss 2. U. repeals grade deflation; 2016-ers and 2017-ers yik yak on loss of excuses 3.U.

HUMOR | 10/08/2014

Top Ten Grading Systems

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Smiley face/Frowny face. 2. Swipe left/Swipe right. 3. Re-pin. 4. Retweet. 5.

HUMOR | 10/08/2014

Headliners and Headshakers

Seth Merkin Morokoff

1. Tower Club maintains façade of Bicker club, accepts 80 percent of fall bickerees 2. Yale leads Ivy League endowment growth, proves humanities kids pick better stocks than Economics majors 3.

HUMOR | 10/01/2014

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