1. Eat all the chocolate your mom sent you.
2.Read a stupid E-card your great aunt sent you.
3. Actually go on a date.
4. Don't actually go on a date.
5.Celebrate the life of a martyred saint.
6. Send pricey, superficial cards.
7.Eat pink and red M&M's.
8. Eat heart-shaped candies that no one ever eats normally.
9. Gaze in to the cruel winter.
10. Baby, it's really cold outside.
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After 15 years, HackPrinceton completes mission
Isaac BarsoumHackPrinceton President Syber A. Tack ’29 claimed responsibility for the attack, stating that “HackPrinceton is proud to have succeeded in its mission, which we have clearly not been shy about, as we put it in the name of our organization.”
HackPrinceton President Syber A. Tack ’29 claimed responsibility for the attack, stating that “HackPrinceton is proud to have succeeded in its mission, which we have clearly not been shy about, as we put it in the name of our organization.”
Roch thinks his rocks think, but do you?
Ethan GottholdMany know Professor Ignatius Roch as a kooky geology lecturer, but I know him as a drinking buddy. It was during a raucous night that he snuck into Terrace Club and told me about his sentient pet rocks, or “friends,” as he calls them.
Many know Professor Ignatius Roch as a kooky geology lecturer, but I know him as a drinking buddy. It was during a raucous night that he snuck into Terrace Club and told me about his sentient pet rocks, or “friends,” as he calls them.
Yes, please, Sliwa our Princeton
Maggie Stewart, Isaac Barsoum, and Raf BasasLast Tuesday, Curtis Sliwa ’36, the Republican candidate, won the New York City mayoralty by a narrow margin — receiving 92 percent of the vote to Zohran Mamdani’s eight percent. Andrew Cuomo received only two votes, one in his home precinct, Midtown East, and one in the Bay Ridge neighborhood in South Brooklyn.
Last Tuesday, Curtis Sliwa ’36, the Republican candidate, won the New York City mayoralty by a narrow margin — receiving 92 percent of the vote to Zohran Mamdani’s eight percent. Andrew Cuomo received only two votes, one in his home precinct, Midtown East, and one in the Bay Ridge neighborhood in South Brooklyn.