1. Snowed in.
2. Netflix and "chill" — with snow.
3.Snow shoveling.
4.Watching "The Shining" on Netflix, becoming paranoid.
5. Looking at Snapchats from warm locales.
6.Wishing you could leave your house.
7. Looking at Facebook photos from South Africa.
8. All shoveling and no play make Jack a dull boy.
9. REDRUM.
10. "Here's Johnny!"
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Princeton to convert Firestone Library to basketball facility
Rosie EdenHUMOR: Alumni interviews will be replaced with direct one-on-one matchups. The DailyPrintsAnything received no comment from the Admission Office about the possibility of offering athletic scholarships to student athletes in the future.
HUMOR: Alumni interviews will be replaced with direct one-on-one matchups. The DailyPrintsAnything received no comment from the Admission Office about the possibility of offering athletic scholarships to student athletes in the future.
First-year ‘totally fine and super okay’ that all of her friends are rooming without her
Sophia Varughese and Aasha JainHUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”
HUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”
“We’re a basketball school now!!” says beleaguered student entering Firestone Library
Walker PenfieldHUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.
HUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.
