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Top Ten: Thoughts on Winter Formals

  1. It’s “winter.”
  2. So dress “warmly.”
  3. Like that ice sculpture will melt. But —
  4. One week more.
  5. Another day, another non-date.
  6. This never-ending road to winter break.
  7. These people who seem to know my work.
  8. Will surely come back for a second twerk.
  9. Will we ever meet again?
  10. And yeah, still one week more.