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All-male, all-ORFE a cappella group Valentine’s Day fundraiser fails to resonate

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All-male, all-ORFE a cappella group Valentine’s Day fundraiser fails to resonate

Caroline Rasmussen
| HUMOR | February 21

“I was pooping in the bathroom and they came in and began belting ‘Mr. Brightside’ at the stall door,” said one senior, who wished to remain anonymous. “The timing was absolutely terrible, and the soloist was pretty pitchy.” 

“I was pooping in the bathroom and they came in and began belting ‘Mr. Brightside’ at the stall door,” said one senior, who wished to remain anonymous. “The timing was absolutely terrible, and the soloist was pretty pitchy.” 

Charter hosts tattoo Street Week event for selective sign-in points

A stone building with a wooden door and multiple windows. There are four flags on the building, including the American flag and the LGBTQ+ flag.

Charter hosts tattoo Street Week event for selective sign-in points

Caroline Rasmussen
| HUMOR | January 28

“We knew this year would have to be different. We couldn’t just have cutesy little events – prospective members need to show some serious commitment to the club if they want to get in,” Charter president Greg Marmalard ’25 said.

“We knew this year would have to be different. We couldn’t just have cutesy little events – prospective members need to show some serious commitment to the club if they want to get in,” said Charter president Greg Marmalard ’25.

‘It’s an omen’: students react to Edwards tree crashing through window

Photo of a red oak tree fallen over on Edwards Hall, with leaves and branches strewn on the ground. A worker in a neon yellow vest is suspended above the tree on a crane extending from a truck to assess the damage.

‘It’s an omen’: students react to Edwards tree crashing through window

Caroline Rasmussen and Arika Hassan
| HUMOR | September 26

Luckily, all residents were safely evacuated to Dillon, where they found life boats, hazmat suits, a full English breakfast, and SZA singing SOS. 

Luckily, all residents were safely evacuated to Dillon, where they found life boats, hazmat suits, a full English breakfast, and SZA singing SOS. 

Student with lowest GPA also to speak at graduation

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Student with lowest GPA also to speak at graduation

Sam McComb, Sophia Varughese, and Caroline Rasmussen
| HUMOR | 04/26/2023

HUMOR: While the salutatorian address is traditionally given in Latin, the defictorian delivers a speech in pig latin. Lachey first gained proficiency in this language in third grade, and has been practicing his pig latin throughout his time at Princeton, to the chagrin of his professors.

HUMOR: While the salutatorian address is traditionally given in Latin, the defictorian delivers a speech in pig latin. Lachey first gained proficiency in this language in third grade, and has been practicing his pig latin throughout his time at Princeton, to the chagrin of his professors.

Young Alumni Trustee candidates storm Nassau Hall, claim election was stolen

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Young Alumni Trustee candidates storm Nassau Hall, claim election was stolen

Frida Ruiz and Caroline Rasmussen
| HUMOR | 04/04/2023

HUMOR: When asked why they were protesting, a student wearing full orange face paint and a tiger onesie said, “That damn secretive process makes me roar, and not from Princeton spirit!”

HUMOR: When asked why they were protesting, a student wearing full orange face paint and a tiger onesie said, “That damn secretive process makes me roar, and not from Princeton spirit!”

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