1. Eating clubs form Community Service Interclub Council; seven transported to PMC for alcohol consumption last weekend 2.
1. Hosed from Cap 2.Hosed from Cannon 3.Hosed from Terrace 4.Hosed from RCA-dom 5.Hosed from USG-dom 6.Hosed from dance groups (multiple) 7.Hosed from Quipfire 8.Hosed from Lobster Club 9.Hosed from Yik Yak 10.
Event: “Failed Love” at the Art Museum’Tis the weekend when everything is pink and red, and restaurant reservations are exclusively for two.
In response to last Tuesday’s “blizzard of 2015,” otherwise known as “a huge miscalculation,” Princeton University closed for all “non-essential personnel” while employees designated “essential” remained on duty.
Step off the Dinky into the new station, and you enter a world transformed. After putting us through the ad hoc efficiency of the temporary Dinky station, Princeton has declared: Welcome to the future. A soaring steel canopy over the Dinky station waiting room reaches for the heavens.
Nov. 12 looked like just another peaceful fall day inside the Orange Bubble. Squirrels scampered harmoniously across green courtyards as smiling students strolled to class, coffee in hand.
1.Grabbing a meal sometime. 2. Peeing out windows in the Slums. 3. Leaving tailgates to study. 4.
1. USG undertakes counter-Yik Yak initiatives; flies to DC for counterinsurgency training from CIA. 2.
1. Dean Malkiel deflated. 2.Blue Ivy and North West. 3. Siri. 4. Scarlett Johansson from the movie “Her.” 5.
1. U. repeals grade deflation; 2018-ers continue on in ignorant bliss 2. U. repeals grade deflation; 2016-ers and 2017-ers yik yak on loss of excuses 3.U.
1. Smiley face/Frowny face. 2. Swipe left/Swipe right. 3. Re-pin. 4. Retweet. 5.
1. Tower Club maintains façade of Bicker club, accepts 80 percent of fall bickerees 2. Yale leads Ivy League endowment growth, proves humanities kids pick better stocks than Economics majors 3.
1. From grace. 2. Tiger Inn basement. 3. Woody Woo Fountain. 4. Tow Path. 5.
1. Croquet mallet. 2. Suffix appended to last name. 3. Clydesdale Thoroughbred Cross. 4.
1. Class of 2015 president 2. Class of 2016 vice president 3. Class of 2016 social chair 4.
Returning to school after spring break is marked by a look toward Lawnparties, dreaded finals and the feeling that the academic year is coming to a close.
1.Get into Harvard Law. What, like it's hard? 2. Have a Gemini vegetarian chihuahua deliver the proposal. 3.
You feel a tepid blanket of morning light gently tickle the surface of your cracked, moistureless skin, and you shudder, vigorously, underneath your covers.
1. 'You may hear rumbling noise and feel the ground or floor of your building vibrate for one or two seconds,' U.
1. Five-degree rise in temperature. 2. Snow does not stick. 3. Less salt. 4.
