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Equal Writes

Amelia Thomson-DeVeaux’11 is the editor of the only feminist blog on campus (equalwrites.blogspot.com). The blog strives to raise awareness about feminist issues at Princeton, where she feels “there’s a serious sense of apathy."

NEWS | 03/25/2009

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Street's Top Ten — March 26, 2009

1) Date whoever is number one on the list, and move into his/her room. 2) Get into a brawl with your roommate so Housing has to place you in a single. 3) Build a makeshift tent on the roof of Dod Hall. 4) Buy a cheap secondhand car, and pay for a spot in Lot 23. 5) Contract an illness, and earn yourself a bed in McCosh. 6) Have an illicit affair with a Firestone security guard, and blackmail him into giving you a set of keys. 7) Discover a sudden urge to study in the Ukraine. 8) Promise a senior you?ll edit his thesis if he?ll let you sleep in his carrel. 9) Hack into the system, and move your group into first place. 10) Cry.

NEWS | 03/25/2009

The Daily Princetonian

Street's Top Ten — March 5, 2009

1) Go to the Street to have a dance party with yourself.2) Watch both movies at Princeton Garden Theatre over and over and over...3) Go on an extreme diet of week-old fruit stolen from the dining hall because you refuse to pay for food.4) Break your extreme diet by having a taste test between cupcakes from House of Cupcakes and Bent Spoon.5) Taunt all the seniors who are furiously trying to finish their theses by caroling loudly in Firestone.6) Hold practices in your room for your all-percussion band without worrying about noise complaints.7) Photoshop yourself into pictures to make it seem as if you traveled to an exotic locale over break.8) Find out what it's like to sleep in your roommate's bed.9) Reset all the clocks in your classrooms so that next week you'll get out of class early.10) Don't do any of the homework that your sadistic professors have assigned.

NEWS | 03/04/2009