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Street's Top Ten — March 26, 2009

1) Date whoever is number one on the list, and move into his/her room.

2) Get into a brawl with your roommate so Housing has to place you in a single.

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3) Build a makeshift tent on the roof of Dod Hall.

4) Buy a cheap secondhand car, and pay for a spot in Lot 23.

5) Contract an illness, and earn yourself a bed in McCosh.

6) Have an illicit affair with a Firestone security guard, and blackmail him into giving you a set of keys.

7) Discover a sudden urge to study in the Ukraine.

8) Promise a senior you’ll edit his thesis if he’ll let you sleep in his carrel.

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9) Hack into the system, and move your group into first place.

10) Cry.

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