1) Date whoever is number one on the list, and move into his/her room.
2) Get into a brawl with your roommate so Housing has to place you in a single.
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3) Build a makeshift tent on the roof of Dod Hall.
4) Buy a cheap secondhand car, and pay for a spot in Lot 23.
5) Contract an illness, and earn yourself a bed in McCosh.
6) Have an illicit affair with a Firestone security guard, and blackmail him into giving you a set of keys.
7) Discover a sudden urge to study in the Ukraine.
8) Promise a senior you’ll edit his thesis if he’ll let you sleep in his carrel.
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9) Hack into the system, and move your group into first place.
10) Cry.
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