False sympathy can be a crutch
Comrades, I have been plagued by a new and over-arching evil. I speak not of the unstoppable march of mindless capitalism, nor even of the deplorable state of my room's drink fund, from which I recently embezzled $20.Nay, the tragedy I speak of is at once personal and universal, historic and immediate ? I'm on crutches, and I hate them.