The wonderful thing about being a Princeton student is that January 1isn’t the kickoff day for the start of our new year.
1. NYC Mayor De Blasio drops groundhog on Groundhog Day, groundhog wreaks wintry vengeance on Northeast2.
1. Goldman interviews. 2. Implementation of full-time Wintersession. 3. J. Crew sale. 4.
1. Street says farewell to Street Editor Abigail Williams ’14 2. BREAKING: Williams ’14 resists removal, screaming "You can't take me alive, coppers!" 3.
1. SCORE precept enrollment tool streamlines scheduling with features such as "Precept Time: TBA," "Lab Section: TBA" 2.
For freshmen, it’s the dreaded unknown. For upperclassmen, it’s the all-too-well-known fear of the worst fate a bad draw time can bring you.
1. Your midterm. 2. The Articles of Confederation. 3. Toe socks. 4. Bluetooth earpieces. 5.
The forthcoming Arts and Transit Center is supposed to bring Forbes into the heart of a new campus community, featuring new spaces for music, dance and theater classes, not to mention the construction of the most advanced WaWa in the world.
1. Bonfire will not burn John Harvard in effigy, because cults and paganism and blah blah political correctness blah 2.
1. U. to hire first chief information security officer after HackPrinceton creates What Would Princeton's Secret Documents Say? 2.
As usual, fall break ended too soon. It’s strange because midterms certainly felt like the end of your classes, or at least a suitable stopping point, like the end of the last non-Netflix produced season of "Arrested Development," since you knew that it couldn’t get any better from there.
It's 3:28 p.m. You plunge headfirst into the absurdly long late meal line, inadvertently hip-checking John Nash and whacking that cute guy you've secretly been posting about on Tiger Admirers for the past month with your backpack. After gathering yourself and apologizing to the frightened freshmen who witnessed the entire scene, you begin to eagerly anticipate the moment when you can comfortably sprawl on your common room floor, late meal goodies spread all around you, about to indulge yourself while crying about being single.
1. Kathleen Deignan solicits nominations for Pyne Prize; I eat peanut butter directly out of jar while watching “Gossip Girl”2.
Having survived the Great Midterm War (GMW), having battled lab reports, problem sets, essays and exams, and coming away with only minor injuries (consisting mostly of wounded pride, cramped hands and paper cuts), I was ready to return home in glorious triumph to my family.
On the Princeton website, the housing department proudly announces that every room, no matter how big or how small, must be furnished with “one bed and mattress requiring extra-long sheets," for Princeton must accommodate the extra-long people, "one dresser, one desk and one chair for each person in the room.” You may note that Housing does not specify the type of chair you’re going to get.
After the horrifying tribulations of midterms week, Princetoween is a cathartic experience for the undergraduate community.
This past Tuesday evening, Forbes and Wilson College faced off in the Men’s A intramural soccer semifinals.
1. Miley Cyrus. 2. Miley Cyrus' teddy bears. 3. Zombie Hannah Montana. 4.
1. The freshmen shouldn't get anything we didn't have. 2. Without it, it will be really embarrassing when I don't get an A. 3.Because grad schools totally buy, "No.
1. Eisgruber to review grade deflation policy; B+'s respond, "Hey man, I thought we were cool!" 2.
