1. Croquet mallet.
2. Suffix appended to last name.
3. Clydesdale Thoroughbred Cross.
4. Chest hair.
5. SPF 30+.
6. Ivy's Tiffany necklace.
7. Next semester’s Ivy passbook.
8. Waxed moustache.
9. Freshly waxed Barbour.
10. Wine bra.
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Princeton to convert Firestone Library to basketball facility
Rosie EdenHUMOR: Alumni interviews will be replaced with direct one-on-one matchups. The DailyPrintsAnything received no comment from the Admission Office about the possibility of offering athletic scholarships to student athletes in the future.
HUMOR: Alumni interviews will be replaced with direct one-on-one matchups. The DailyPrintsAnything received no comment from the Admission Office about the possibility of offering athletic scholarships to student athletes in the future.
First-year ‘totally fine and super okay’ that all of her friends are rooming without her
Sophia Varughese and Aasha JainHUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”
HUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”
“We’re a basketball school now!!” says beleaguered student entering Firestone Library
Walker PenfieldHUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.
HUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.
