1. Croquet mallet.
2. Suffix appended to last name.
3. Clydesdale Thoroughbred Cross.
4. Chest hair.
5. SPF 30+.
6. Ivy's Tiffany necklace.
7. Next semester’s Ivy passbook.
8. Waxed moustache.
9. Freshly waxed Barbour.
10. Wine bra.
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