1.Get into Harvard Law. What, like it's hard?
2. Have a Gemini vegetarian chihuahua deliver the proposal.
3. Hire a Coppola to direct a video component for your draft.
4.Buy their entire family bedazzled berets.
5.Email them daily summaries of "Days of Our Lives."
6. Kindly inform them that pink is not the new orange.
7. Show up to meetings in a bunny costume.
8. Give them a new MacBook in the same bunny costume.
9.Print your final copy on pink, scented paper.
10. Bend and snap.
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Princeton to convert Firestone Library to basketball facility
Rosie EdenHUMOR: Alumni interviews will be replaced with direct one-on-one matchups. The DailyPrintsAnything received no comment from the Admission Office about the possibility of offering athletic scholarships to student athletes in the future.
HUMOR: Alumni interviews will be replaced with direct one-on-one matchups. The DailyPrintsAnything received no comment from the Admission Office about the possibility of offering athletic scholarships to student athletes in the future.
First-year ‘totally fine and super okay’ that all of her friends are rooming without her
Sophia Varughese and Aasha JainHUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”
HUMOR: “It really wasn’t embarrassing at all when draw times came out, and I saw that they were on the top half of the first page, and I was one of three people on the last page. It was probably, like, the least embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced, actually. All I did was punch a wall a few times. I literally wasn’t even that mad.”
“We’re a basketball school now!!” says beleaguered student entering Firestone Library
Walker PenfieldHUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.
HUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.
