1. Five-degree rise in temperature.
2. Snow does not stick.
3. Less salt.
4. Booties instead of boots.
5. Occasional patches of blue sky.
6. Slight weight loss in squirrels.
7. Pastel gloves and floral scarves.
8.Ambiguous activity by Woody Woo fountain?
9. Return of the townie skateboarders.
10. Thesis deadlines.
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