1. Winked at
2. Brushed shoulders with
3. Gave a firm handshake to
4. Made timid eye contact with
5. Made polite conversation with
6. Massaged
7. Hired an a cappella group to sing to
8. Made diary entry about
9. Pantsed
10. Threw a squirrel at
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