1. Winked at
2. Brushed shoulders with
3. Gave a firm handshake to
4. Made timid eye contact with
5. Made polite conversation with
6. Massaged
7. Hired an a cappella group to sing to
8. Made diary entry about
9. Pantsed
10. Threw a squirrel at
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Lewis Center for the Arts offers debt maximization workshop
Nathaniel Voss“We will start with the basics of forming a deficit, explaining the principles of living in Manhattan and ‘buy now, pay later’-ing Doordashed Starbucks,” he said. “Then, we will move onto digging oneself deeper by asking relatives for money and buying Blockbuster stock.”
“We will start with the basics of forming a deficit, explaining the principles of living in Manhattan and ‘buy now, pay later’-ing Doordashed Starbucks,” he said. “Then, we will move onto digging oneself deeper by asking relatives for money and buying Blockbuster stock.”
U. announces it will begin measuring ‘campus consensus’ by Fizz poll
Isaac BarsoumThe poll will reportedly be posted under the question, “Do you love parades?” and have two answer choices: “Yes,” or “I hate America.” For dissociation to happen, Groves said, the “I hate America” option would need to amass well over 94 percent of votes in its favor.
The poll will reportedly be posted under the question, “Do you love parades?” and have two answer choices: “Yes,” or “I hate America.” For dissociation to happen, Groves said, the “I hate America” option would need to amass well over 94 percent of votes in its favor.
Football bike gang NARP$$UCK holds students hostage in Princeton Stadium
Roberto Sampaio“The football team is tired of being disrespected. Everyone says we can’t do shit. Well, look at us now!” Ferdinand Livingston, the youngest member of the team, said in an Instagram Live. In the same livestream, Livingston — who also goes by Throat Slasher — filmed the gang’s cruel and unusual torture of the hostages, which included watching their football games, even the ones outside the Ivy League.
“The football team is tired of being disrespected. Everyone says we can’t do shit. Well, look at us now!” Ferdinand Livingston, the youngest member of the team, said in an Instagram Live. In the same livestream, Livingston — who also goes by Throat Slasher — filmed the gang’s cruel and unusual torture of the hostages, which included watching their football games, even the ones outside the Ivy League.