In the spirit of Inside Lacrosse's annual list, the 'Prince' came up with its own list of the best athlete names at Princeton.
First team
Delaney Granizo-Mackenzie, Sr., Fencing
Durelle Napier, Fr., football
Rohan Hylton, Fr., football
Bear Altemus, Fr., lacrosse
Alistair Berven, Fr., lacrosse
Forest Sonnenfeldt, Sr., lacrosse
Whitney Blodgett, Jr., heavyweight crew
Florin Radu, So., tennis
Second team
Markus Phox, Fr. football
Britt Colcolough, So., football
Colton Phinney, Fr., hockey
Hunter deButts, Jr., lacrosse
Austin deButts, Jr., lacrosse
En-Wei Hu-Van Wright, So., swimming & diving
Bear Goldstein, Fr., lacrosse
Birk Olson, Fr., football
Third team
Quinn Epperly, Jr., football
Quin Pompi, Fr., hockey
Kip Orban, Jr., lacrosse
Bowen Peard, Jr., lightweight crew
Fabrizio Giovannini Filho, lightweight crew
Junior Oboh, Fr., volleyball
Cole McCracken, Jr., soccer
Grayson Fisher, So., football
WOMEN’S
First team
Birdie Hutton, So., cross country/track & field
Diamond Wheeler, Sr., fencing
Arden Youngblood, Sr., fencing
Saskia de Quant, So., field hockey
Allegra Mango, Sr., field hockey
Tate Crosby, So., lacrosse
Skye Jerpback, So., softball
Inka Busack, So., track & field
Second team
Blake Dietrick, Jr., basketball/lacrosse
MicKenzie Roberts-Lahti, Jr., soccer
Hannah Winner, Fr., soccer
Delaney Johnson, Fr., swimming & diving
Maylin Meisenheimer, So., swimming & diving
Victoria Hammarskjold, So., volleyball
CeCe Coffey, Jr., water polo
Desirae Major, So., fencing
Third team
Audrey Potts, Fr., hockey
Damaris Iriondo, Jr., swimming & diving
Pippa Temple, So., water polo
Frances Jenkins, Jr., volleyball
Libbie Maine, So., squash
Cat Caro, Fr., field hockey
Yekaterina Panskyy, Fr., track & field
Tara Harrington, So., squash
Joelle Deleveaux, So., lightweight crew
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