USG president PJ Kim '01 announced last night a sweeping initiative designed to solicit input from students on the quality and merit of his various efforts during the last year to solicit their input.
"Since Visions of Princeton was such a success, I thought, 'Why not take this soliciting input thing one step further?' " explained Kim, who has no actual views on anything. "My administration's efforts to gather input on the input process itself may not pay dividends this year, but I truly believe they are bound to leave a long-term mark on the University."
USG members hailed the announcement as a bold move for the Kim administration, which has been marked by an absence of diversity, ideas, accomplishments or anything other than soliciting input.
"The report generated by this solicitation of input on input will be professionally photocopied, stapled together and placed on the desk of President Shapiro," said USG chief of staff and heir to the Kim legacy Joe Kochan '02.
"The report may also include a cover sheet with a title in a bold font that is designed to catch Shapiro's attention, but only if PJ has time," Kochan added, noting that Kim has been busy accomplishing nothing during the last year.
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