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Jamie Lozada-McBride

Princeton is the school for you: Here’s why

Box: "Admissions, 2023 . . ."; Panel 1: Admissions Officer in purple sweater says, "We know you've got concerns but don't worry - Princeton is the school for (underlined) you"; Panel 2: "We have a 4:1 student: faculty ratio," Picture of box with text "Box of Faculty," "You won't SEE all that faculty, but they're THERE! Somewhere"; Panel 3: "We care about your mental health! Which is why our new buildings use BRUTALIST ARCHITECTURE." Grey box-like building pictured, with a sign in front reading "Art Museum: Not a cinderblock"; Panel 4: "Sleep is important! So we have flickery purple streetlights everywhere." A blond vampire in a red shirt looks up at a purple beam of light in the sky; Panel 5: "Our color scheme: ORANGE and BLACK!" Drawing of black trees consumed by orange fire sits atop text that reads, "Calm, soothing colors that evoke positive images"; Panel 6: "And we have statues of tigers everywhere! But you can't tell if they have fur. Drawing of green tiger statue, accompanied by a question: "Fur??". Below reads, "Our campus is full of naked green tigers!"; Panel 7: Admissions Officer in purple sweater says, "Lastly, we care about the climate. We'll stop destroying it in 2046! Until then, we still expect praise"; Admissions Officer in purple sweater says, "And we're an Ivy League School, so you're all coming anyway, right? ... Great! Just wanted to be sure."

Princeton is the school for you: Here’s why

Jamie Lozada-McBride

| CARTOON | 11/16/2023

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