Let's take a moment to pour one out for "Snakes on a Plane."We all remember that monster smash, don't we?
Princeton students are often accused of being apolitical, unable to look outside the infamous Orange Bubble and overly concerned with fun on the notorious Prospect Avenue.
Seeing freshmen makes me sad. Not because I'm particularly nostalgic for freshman year ? in fact, I'm decidedly not ? but because I realize there's probably a freshman version of me that I'll never get the chance to meet.
Los Angeles has Pink is the New Blog. New York has the slightly more urbane but no less sarcastic Gawker.
We all remember the butterfly ballots, the hanging chads. The "2000 election debacle," as J.
Though I'm a junior here at Princeton, this is the first year that I've really lived on campus. A month ago, I took up residence in palatial Brown Hall, the wide-halled faux-Florentine villa that sits between Prospect Gardens and Dillon Gym.
Dude, you're getting a Dell! Well ... maybe not any more. According to the Office of Information Technology (OIT), 45 percent of computers purchased this year were Macs, more than in any previous year.
1) Odysseus is inside a horse right now (shhh!).2) Laura Ingalls Wilder joined the group "I Tried to Ford the River But My F***ing Oxen Died."3) Abraham Lincoln will be attending "Our American Cousin" on April 14.4) Henry VIII is no longer in a relationship.5) John Jay joined the group "I Went To a Public School ... Bitch."6) Germany and Russia are no longer friends.7) Christopher Columbus is in India!8) Richard Nixon was tagged in the album "A night at the Watergate."9) Opus Dei joined the group "When I Get Fired Up, I F***ing Flagellate."10) Gandhi is hungry.
I went to China this summer to teach English through Princeton in Asia. I didn't speak any Chinese before I left, so I had someone teach me to say "Hello," "I love rice" and "I love you." I figured I would be able to find company that I loved, and together we could eat rice ? which I also loved.After two weeks in China, I knew enough to say my name, to explain I was American and to tell people that the People's Republic of China would live 10,000 years.
Dear Sexpert,Can you lose your virginity with a tampon or a sex toy?? Protective of Hymen Dear Protective,Yes and no.
It was 2002 when the astounding Hong Kong cop thriller "Infernal Affairs" debuted to critical acclaim and instantly became a megahit.
Let's not kid ourselves ? we all Facebook stalk. Who hasn't spent hours perusing photo albums, writing on profile walls and contemplating the subtleties of profile picture changs?
With the advent of increasingly invasive online technology, stalking is no longer a fringe activity reserved for unabashed keyhole peepers and easily gratified voyeurs.
Dear Sexpert,I've been with my boyfriend for three years, and we love each other very much.
1. Top 10 languages our preceptor speaks better than English.2. Top 10 nationalities that are still PC for Hollywood villians.3.
Hey you, whitey, are people surprised if you can jump? And what about you with the red hair ? do people assume you're drunk because you're Irish?
The blanket that lay across Emma's bed was capturing the night sky's creamy hue. By the moonlight slipping through her window, I could see my sister's face, framed by the mad curls sprawling out across her pillow.
