1) Odysseus is inside a horse right now (shhh!).
2) Laura Ingalls Wilder joined the group "I Tried to Ford the River But My F***ing Oxen Died."
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3) Abraham Lincoln will be attending "Our American Cousin" on April 14.
4) Henry VIII is no longer in a relationship.
5) John Jay joined the group "I Went To a Public School ... Bitch."
6) Germany and Russia are no longer friends.
7) Christopher Columbus is in India!
8) Richard Nixon was tagged in the album "A night at the Watergate."
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9) Opus Dei joined the group "When I Get Fired Up, I F***ing Flagellate."
10) Gandhi is hungry.

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