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Cartoon

The Duality of Dining

Panel 1: ROMA (in Harry Potter font). The dining hall is filled with Harry Potter characters and Princeton students dressed like wizards. Panel 2: YEH-NCW (in Back to the Future font). There is an alien in the center/outside circular room. A guy is flying on a hoverboard and there are robots. Einstein is sitting next to two Princeton students. The next table over has Barbie and Oppenheimer.

The Duality of Dining

Austria Merritt

CARTOON | October 31

No Exam Anxiety

In first panel girl lays on their bed at home in pajamas, reclining with eyes closed. Text reads “It’s finally fall break”. First panel repeats without text. Third panel zooms in on girl who suddenly looks afraid or stressed. Text reads, “What do I do now”.

No Exam Anxiety

Luiza Chevres

CARTOON | October 26

Midterms

"I have FIVE midterms, what am I gonna do?!" a frazzled student says. Then poof! A small Eisgruber appears as a devil on their shoulder, holding a pitchfork. "You should study for none of them and watch Instagram reels until 3 a.m." he says. "That's a terrible idea!" the student says. Small Eisgruber grins evilly. "Call it 'self-care.'" Cut to the student wrapped in blankets watching videos on their phone all night.

Midterms

Blue Carlsson

CARTOON | October 25

Listservs

In the first panel a student with glasses is sitting at a table checking her phone. In the second panel she is being blasted in the face with a ton of gmail notifications. Line drawing.

Listservs

Raina Maldonado

CARTOON | October 23

Campus Construction

President Eisgruber says he has a proposal. He spins a wheel and throws a dart at a map of Princeton, and that's where the next construction is going to be: "How about we call this one 'Sewer Problems?"

Campus Construction

Madison Anderson

CARTOON | October 13

Dogs Day

Two friends are walking together on the street where there are three families walking. The families are facing a man with a dog on a leash. One friend comments that it's nice to see so many parents, but the other friend is fixated on all the cute dogs.

Dogs Day

Paige Min

CARTOON | October 10

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The Two Week Slump

First Panel: A calendar with lots of class time. Girl is standing erect. Health has an almost full bar, "Paw Points" [sic] with a full bar, Temperature with a high bar. Assignment due is a low bar. Readings done is a full bar. Hours at Firestone is an empty bar
Second panel: Calendar with more class time. Girl is pounding the floor saying "I can't, I can't, I can't." Health is an empty bar. Paw Points is an almost empty bar. Temperature is an almost empty bar. Assignments due is an almost full bar. Readings done is an almost empty bar. Hours at Firestone is a full bar.

The Two Week Slump

Sophie Johnson

CARTOON | October 9

Late Meal Lunch Rush

Panel 1: Hand holding a green phone reading "Your order number xxxxxxxxm is done and ready to be picked up." The person holding the phone says "Wow my order is done! That was fast! I love Tiger Dash" and "I'll pick it up, should only take a few minutes!" Panel 2: Frist late meal is crowded and the student from before is looking up from sea of people with a worried expression. Food is flying and there is fire. The text bubbles read, "Next!!", "The soda machine is out!", "Get in line!", and "My order is missing :^( ".

Late Meal Lunch Rush

Austria Merritt

CARTOON | October 3

Scooter Ban

Black and white cartoon with two panels
Panel 1: Woman with black hair and backpack with the following quotes: "Uhg it takes so long to get to class and this." "HEAT" "is not helping at all" "A scooter would be great right now" "too bad they're . . . "
Panel 2: Black background. Boy in son glasses comes past in scooter. "VROOM" in background. Girl is knocked to the side. Says "Bann -" "Ahhh"

Scooter Ban

Elizabeth Medina

CARTOON | September 28

Priorities

1: Student takes laptop and book out of backpack, with speech bubble “I am going to be productive.” 2: Zoomed-out view from a window as student continues setting up at desk, with speech bubble “I do need this done…” 3: Front view of student opening book, with speech bubble “and I’ll have less work to do later!” 4: Zoomed-out view of student standing outside of Wawa in the dark, thinking of going in, with speech bubble, “actually…”

Priorities

Madison Anderson

CARTOON | September 26

PEV Restrictions

Panel 1: "Monday through Friday 3:59pm". Two friends walk down the sidewalk laughing with boba. The sun is shining. Panel 2: "Monday through Friday 4:00pm" Three students on scooters zoom by knocking the two friends into the air. Boba is flying. Panel 3: The two friends stand with shocked expressions. Their boba is spilled on the ground and they are covered in tire tracks. The end.

PEV Restrictions

Austria Merritt

CARTOON | September 25

NCW Dining Hall at 7 p.m.

A student stands holding a tray of food. The next panel zooms out to show the student surrounded by other students sitting and eating. The final panel zooms out further to show that the entire room is packed full of students sitting and eating, with no empty seats available.

NCW Dining Hall at 7 p.m.

Luiza Chevres

CARTOON | September 18

The 5 things all first-years should know

Two Princeton students wave to one another.

The 5 things all first-years should know

Elizabeth Medina

“‘Rigor’ has just gone from a vague notion to a veritable challenge and has met you for a one-on-one fight on the ground floor of Firestone. Naturally, it’s going to be disorienting. That’s okay.”

“‘Rigor’ has just gone from a vague notion to a veritable challenge and has met you for a one-on-one fight on the ground floor of Firestone. Naturally, it’s going to be disorienting. That’s okay.”

CARTOON | September 13

. . . Senioritis

A four panel black and white sketched cartoon by Senior Cartoonist Paige Min titled Senioritis. The top panel shows a girl with dark hair in a bun sitting at a table staring off into space with an ellipsis next to her head. The next panel shows her doing the same looking up. The final panel shows her face, semi-transparent and zoomed in, on the right with a zoomed out view of her at the table in the background.

. . . Senioritis

Paige Min

Cartoon by Senior Cartoonist Paige Min

Cartoon by Senior Columnist Paige Min

CARTOON | September 5

The Daily Struggle

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The Daily Struggle

Aysu Turkay

CARTOON | April 25

Ariadne defends her Theseus

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Ariadne defends her Theseus

Sydney Peng

CARTOON | 04/19/2023

Procrastination

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Procrastination

Elizabeth Medina

CARTOON | 04/11/2023

Dod Hall

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Dod Hall

Paige Min

“Dod Hall” by Paige Min

CARTOON | 04/05/2023

Early Riser

Early Riser

Elizabeth Medina

CARTOON | 02/28/2023

A Lot On Your Plate

A Lot On Your Plate

A Lot On Your Plate

Fizzah Arshad

HUMOR | 11/15/2022