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Midterms

"I have FIVE midterms, what am I gonna do?!" a frazzled student says. Then poof! A small Eisgruber appears as a devil on their shoulder, holding a pitchfork. "You should study for none of them and watch Instagram reels until 3 a.m." he says. "That's a terrible idea!" the student says. Small Eisgruber grins evilly. "Call it 'self-care.'" Cut to the student wrapped in blankets watching videos on their phone all night.

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