"I'm going to get wasted," senior quarterback Dennis Bakke shouted at the top of his lungs as he triumphantly hugged his teammates and coaches.Yes ladies and gentlemen, the impossible has happened.
Men's basketballIn an upset of not so epic proportions the men's club basketball team defeated the struggling Minnesota Timberwolves of the NBA.When the 'Prince' tied to contact sports editor Zack Pierce, an avid T-wolves fan, for comment, we were informed by his mother that Zack had sworn off basketball and was now studying holistic medicine somewhere in Northern California.
With his 47 illegitimate cubs gathered around him, a teary-eyed Princeton Tiger resigned Tuesday from the position of Princeton mascot after over 125 years on the job.The Tiger cited old age and blood lust as reasons for his departure."It was time," the Tiger said.
Director of Athletics Gary Walters '67 has accepted the athletic director position at Ohio State University.
Hughes admits errorDuring his five-year tenure at Princeton, head football coach Roger Hughes has consistently maintained that his team's mediocrity was due to lack of execution on the part of the players, not shoddy playcalling by the coaching staff.In a shotgun news conference yesterday, Hughes finally admitted that he doesn't know what he's doing on offense.
In a statement released late last night, the Department of Athletics has confirmed that junior squash sensation and two-time defending national collegiate champion Yasser El-Halaby has been suspended indefinitely from the team after testing positive for the anabolic steroid known as "The Cream." The Cream has been in national headlines recently in conjunction with the ongoing steroid investigation in Major League Baseball.El-Halaby was also found to have abnormally high levels of testosterone and di-hydrogen monoxide in his body.
While his former teammates on the football team struggled to a 5-5 record, and head coach Roger Hughes' job security fell faster than Jeremy Giambi's dignity, senior B.J.
Top 10 Ways to Improve Princeton football10. Botched field goals worth 4 points.9.
After a defeat at the hands of No. 8 St. Lawrence, the No. 10 Princeton women's hockey team (10-5-3 overall, 4-4-1 Eastern College Athletic Conference Hockey League) hoped to remedy the loss with a strong victory over Clarkson.
The M.O. stood for missed opportunities, and the victim was the men's hockey team, as it dropped a pair of games at Baker Rink this weekend to rivals Clarkson (7-13-3 overall, 2-6-1 Eastern College Athletic Conference Hockey League) and St.
DURHAM, N.C. ? Any time a road trip starts with your friend choosing an Alanis Morissette album to kick things off, isn't that ironic?No, it's not at all.
The women's track team hosted St. John's and Rutgers at Jadwin Gymnasium on Saturday afternoon. Despite early-season times and performances, the Tigers' 149 points were enough to topple Rutgers and St.
Women's basketball has won five consecutive games, and freshman forward Meagan Cowher is a big reason for the team's success.Cowher reached double-figures in scoring three times over break, her highest total coming last Monday against St.
He steps out of his office and takes a right. As he strolls down the hall he greets everyone he passes before opening a door on the left.
Princeton swimmers lined the pool deck, cheering loudly as senior Jeremy Tillman neared the finish, his arms and legs churning, side by side with a Pittsburgh swimmer in the final leg of the 400-yard medley relay.
With so many positives to focus on heading into a 20-day break from games, the women's basketball team has one very large reason to feel confident: the Tigers finally beat a winning team.The streaking Tigers (7-5 overall) won their fifth straight game on Wednesday night at Jadwin Gym, thoroughly dominating the Black Knights of Army (6-6) in the second half en route to a 64-53 victory capped by a stellar 23-point effort from junior forward Becky Brown.
In its final two games before the exam break, men's hockey will be tested against Clarkson and St.
DURHAM, N.C. ? Look at Will Venable. He has the body of a young prizefighter ? the thick upper arms, the broad shoulders.Look closer now, at his face.
DURHAM, N.C. ? Wednesday night was upset night for men's college basketball, as five teams in the top 20 fell to unranked opponents.
In its last game before an 18-day break for finals, men's basketball faces its hardest test yet as it travels to Durham, N.C., to face No.
