Opinion

On-campus social events

In recent years the University has attempted to improve campus-based social life, partly in an effort to reduce the influence of the eating clubs and increase school spirit. The Board believes the high attendance at events such as the Silent Disco and the dodgeball tournament is evidence of potential for sustained success in hosting University-based social events that attract a broad swath of campus.

The very model of a modern major major

Why is computer science so popular all of a sudden? Leaving aside its intrinsic interest, of which there is some, perhaps to concerned undergrads and their parents it seems like a path to a good job in uncertain economic times.

Cartoon: Fire Inspection

On nontraditional applicants

On Jan. 1, applications for regular decisions admission to the Class of 2017 were due. In the past few decades, Princeton has made great progress in encouraging students from a diverse group of socioeconomic backgrounds to apply for admission.

Hook-up theory

By Colby Pines By now, some readers of the 'Prince' are probably tiring of hookup culture op-eds.

A student newspaper, not the students' newspaper

When a junior was arrested in his hometown over spring break last March, his friends launched a social media campaign announcing that he was profiled because he was black.

A student newspaper, not the students' newspaper

When a junior was arrested in his hometown over spring break last March, his friends launched a social media campaign announcing that he was profiled because he was black.

Editorial: Rush ban success!!*

As predicted by the University, social exclusivity within the freshman class has vanished almost entirely. Without the extensive social engineering imposed by fraternities and sororities, freshmen have finally been able to become equally close with each and every member of their residential college.

Sucks to be an athlete*

Male student athletes face limited romantic prospects as well. They are often forced to exclusively hook up with the shallowest — admittedly, also the hottest — girls on Princeton’s campus. A plain, sensitive, intellectual girl would never dream of hooking up with a varsity athlete. So goes the discrimination.

Princeton girls are SO hot*

LET’S GET SOME HOT BABES IN HERE ALREADY. JIMMINY FREAKING CRICKET.

The art of political protest

Protest is certainly a good thing, but those who decide to protest should make an attempt to appear rational and reasonable. The civil rights movement succeeded in part because its supporters protested not only without being violent but also without being smart-asses about it.  

Resolutions

Making resolutions has become so engrained in our celebration of the New Year that it has begun to feel more like an obligatory ritual than a true setting of goals and plan for achievement. A change in our attitude toward making resolutions might help us solve an array of the problems we face, from household kitchen tables to the floor of Congress.

Struggs

Strugg. Strugg life. “All aboard the struggle bus!” If you’re an upperclassman, I am pretty much certain that you’ve heard these terms from a friend who has just been hit with a tidal wave of papers, problem sets and independent research.

What Princeton women want

Princeton is educating future doctors, lawyers, bankers and politicians. But it is also educating future mothers and fathers, Little League coaches and PTA members. We need to prepare ourselves for the latter positions as well as the former.

Editorial: Time off

The Board recommends that the University accommodate students seeking to spend only a semester away from campus.

Dear Santa

Dear Santa: For Christmas, I’d really like some solitude, long beautiful hours to stretch empty before me whenever and however I want.

Editorial: Legitimate judicial philosophy, unnecessary rhetoric

Productive discourse requires recognition of the strongest arguments on all sides of an issue. We believe there are merits to gay rights advocates’ position and Scalia’s position on state legislatures’ democratic rights.

We're keeping anonymity

As one anonymous commenter wrote in response to Tilghman’s letter, “A few nasty comments here and there is an infinitesimally small price to pay for truly free, unabridged speech.” We agree.

Editorial: Opposing discrimination

 Now that bigoted American narrative is applied to LGBT equality, specifically same-sex marriage. Thus the media and others are generally fair in recognizing and condemning Scalia’s thinly veiled discrimination

The great garden state

But it’s not for our gardens or wilderness that I love this great state. I love New Jersey for its eccentricity. The examples of New Jersey’s more questionable and decidedly bizarre state actions — seriously, who makes a law against pumping your own gas? — are rife, but two in particular impress and amuse me to no end.