1. Hug your parents.
2. Tell them you have work to do.
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3. Send them to the University Art Museum.
4. Send them to a show.
5. Tell them you’re going to bed.
6. Tell them you’re not hungover.
7. Wait in line for an hour at PJ’s Pancake House.
8. Walk them through the U-Store.
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9. Hug your parents again.
10. Sigh in relief.

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