1. Princeton is great.
2. I love it here.
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3. No, I really do.
4. We have close to no homework, ever.
5. I do not drink five coffees a day.
6. Social stratification is not a thing here.
7.There are effective measures in place to prevent underage drinking.
8. I do not wish I were in California.
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9. I got into Stanford, though, FYI.
10. I know all the words to "Old Nassau."

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