1) Show up naked.
2) Bring effigies of your enemies.
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3) Try to light a cigar in the flames.
4) Challenge the Fire Marshals to a duel.
5) Roast a turkey.
6) Shoot firecrackers.
7) Tip over the fire trucks.
8) Try to learn how to fire-eat.
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9) Pee on the bonfire.
10) Forget to pregame.

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