Street: Top Ten Things Not to Do at the Bonfire

1) Show up naked.

2) Bring effigies of your enemies.

3) Try to light a cigar in the flames.

4) Challenge the Fire Marshals to a duel.

5) Roast a turkey.

6) Shoot firecrackers.

7) Tip over the fire trucks.

8)  Try to learn how to fire-eat. 

9) Pee on the bonfire.

10) Forget to pregame.