Top Ten College Listserv Users

1) That chick who lost her black Northface at Cloister

2) That person whose bike tires are never inflated

3) That girl who needs a chicken suit

4) That kid who writes, directs and stars in his own play four times a year

5) That dude who invites you to a sketchy concert in Trenton

6) That kid who corrects his two previous emails

7) That person who is “really sorry to bother you”

8) That desperate psych senior who needs you to take her survey

9) That guy who emails WhitmanWire instead of his girlfriend Whitney

10) That troll

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