1. Fat people tipping.
2. Tell people how dirty your Sanchez is going to be.
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3. Challenge a stranger to a speed-eating contest.
4. Calculate how many minutes of treadmill time you'll need to work this off.
5. Buy a Hoagie Haven T-shirt.
6. Steal a high school kid's lunch money.
7. Give your belly a pep talk.
8. Pre-emptively name your food baby.
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9. Feed an independent student with your leftovers.
10. Unbutton your pants.

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