Top 10 ways to be a cool prefrosh
1. Say you're from somewhere exotic, like Nebraska.
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2. Wear your lanyard at all times.
3. Ask a question in a huge lecture. Everyone will be impressed.
4. Draw a campus map on your forearm so you don't have to carry a map.
5. Talk loudly in the dining hall about your high school.
6. Bring a swimsuit and take a dip in the Woody Woo fountain.
7. Wear Princeton gear head-to-toe.
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8. Give fake tours to your fellow prefrosh.
9. Talk to your parents on the phone about how much you hate it here.
10. Try to convince the bouncers you're a member of Cottage. They'll let you in.

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