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Top Ten — April 14, 2011

Top 10 ways to be a cool prefrosh 

1. Say you're from somewhere exotic, like Nebraska. 

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2. Wear your lanyard at all times. 

3. Ask a question in a huge lecture. Everyone will be impressed. 

4. Draw a campus map on your forearm so you don't have to carry a map. 

5. Talk loudly in the dining hall about your high school. 

6. Bring a swimsuit and take a dip in the Woody Woo fountain. 

7. Wear Princeton gear head-to-toe. 

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8. Give fake tours to your fellow prefrosh. 

9. Talk to your parents on the phone about how much you hate it here. 

10. Try to convince the bouncers you're a member of Cottage. They'll let you in. 

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