1) Is your name Gilette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
2) I put the STD in stud; all I need is “u.”
3) I miss my teddy bear; would you sleep with me?
4) I forgot my phone number; can I have yours?
5) What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
6) Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
7) You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
8) You’ve got something on your chest: my eyes.
9) Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
10) That’s a nice set of legs; what time do they open?
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On March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
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