1. That thing that happened on 34th Street.
2. The end of the Sabra hummus debate.
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3. Ugly sweaters that cover our fat (which we can now talk about again!).
4. Snow.
5. The repeal of grade deflation.
6. A 1-ton ice cream sundae (thanks, Yaro!).
7. The appearance of the JP and Thesis Fairies.
8. An end to global warming. JK. Global warming isn’t real.
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9. Sophomores shutting up about Bicker.

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