1) Buy a Taser
2) Take a really cold shower
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3) Put hairbrushes all around your computer so if you fall asleep, you'll roll onto them and wake up
4) Blow a fan in your face
5) Drink a lot of water so you always need to go to the bathroom
6) Jump naked into the snow in the winter
7) Go for a refreshing dip in the Woody Woo fountain
8) Eat. You can't fall asleep if you're constantly chewing
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9) Become an officer in eating club
10) Drugs
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