1) Buy a Taser.
2) Put hairbrushes all around your computer so if you fall asleep, you'll roll onto them and wake up.
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3) Drink a lot of water so you always need to go to the bathroom.
4) Take a really cold shower.
5) Blow a fan in your face.
6) Jump naked into the snow in the winter.
7) Go for a refreshing dip in the Woody Woo fountain.
8) Eat. You can't fall asleep if you're constantly chewing.
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9) Become an officer in an eating club.
10) Drugs.
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