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Street's Top Ten: Apr. 15, 2010

1)    Buy a Taser.

2)    Put hairbrushes all around your computer so if you fall asleep, you'll roll onto them and wake up.

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3)    Drink a lot of water so you always need to go to the bathroom.

4)    Take a really cold shower.

5)    Blow a fan in your face.

6)    Jump naked into the snow in the winter.

7)    Go for a refreshing dip in the Woody Woo fountain.

8)    Eat. You can't fall asleep if you're constantly chewing.

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9)    Become an officer in an eating club.

10)  Drugs.

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