1) Wear a brown paper bag on your head.
2) Send him stalker e-mails - then he'll avoid you.
3) Have a horrible coughing fit during a meeting with him.
4) Tell him it's your identical twin who he keeps running into.
5) Say your dog ate your draft.
6) Say many of your relatives are dying.
7) Grow a beard - especially if you're a lady.
8) Spread a rumor that both your JP advisers died under mysterious circumstances.
9) Drop out of Princeton.
10) Write your thesis.
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