2) Cover yourself in fake blood and pretend to be dead
3) Practice for a job interview
4) Hang up a sign in front of the screen that reads, “Only here for the boobs”
5) Practice for karaoke
6) Cry and see how strangers console you
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7) Thank every person you see for not being a penis
8) Pretend the other person is in their underwear
9) Realize the other person is actually in their underwear
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10) Dad?






