2) Cover yourself in fake blood and pretend to be dead
3) Practice for a job interview
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4) Hang up a sign in front of the screen that reads, “Only here for the boobs”
5) Practice for karaoke
6) Cry and see how strangers console you
7) Thank every person you see for not being a penis
8) Pretend the other person is in their underwear
9) Realize the other person is actually in their underwear
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10) Dad?

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