Street's Top Ten: Dec. 3, 2009

1) From “Choosing the chosen people”“ i'd like to think that i got in 'cuz i'm a legacy, not 'cuz i'm old testament-exclusive.”

2) From “Admission rate rises to 9.79 percent for Class of 2013” “Crap, I take off my shoes in precept sometimes. Never occurred to me it might be unpleasant for others. Sorry!”

3) From “The Sexpert discusses pills and pissing” “How are we supposed to take a newspaper that talks about peeing in people's butts seriously? The authors are either five years old, or has some serious problems.”

4) From “Editorial: Not time for a chastity center”“How about a Center for the Generation of Orgasms? Anytime you wanted to get off, you could, uh, cum here.”

5) From “Janet Jackson follows her siblings into mediocrity” “poor journalist or writer!your time will come! always write poor thing!what what have you done in this world to speak about janet? you are not GOD!only GOD know! silly people!your time will come and we will watch all of u fall! your article is the reflexion of all those bad thing you have in your soul! GOD BLESS YOU JANET !”

6) From “Editorial: On Grade Deflation”“No one should want to go to Princeton to be legally deflated. That's what jails are for.”

7) From “Backstreet Boyss in a mid-life crisis” "Whoa, it's like a train of Youtube's angriest and most incoherent commenters just pulled into the Dinky station."

8) From “Shakespeare's ‘As You Like It,’ as you've never seen it before” “Personal dialectic is always preferable to this back and forth over the wasteland of cyberspace.”

9) From “After 80-minute delay, U. alerts campus to gun threat” "I lived in a third-world country, so I know what [an AK-47] looks like" ???? Living in a third-world country does not translate to in-depth knowledge of weaponry

10) From “Tiger in the Nude” “Wow roger wang, your picture is even better than the one on the mag. You should look into being a soft-porn photographer.”